Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Gelak Guling Guling

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Meh kita kerjakan otak kita yang suka sangat sembunyi bawah selimut tuh. Jangan biarkan otak tu bermalas-malas kat situ tapi paksa ia berlari-lari emak buat exercise ... jogging and jumping and skipping! Kasi ia berpeluh biar kuar segala daki (uwekkk!) dan biar ia Bersih (ops .. hehe) sebersih-bersihnya.

Dah tu Acik. Meh cepat kasi soklannya ... Kami tak sabar nak jawab nih!

Orait!
  1. Suatu hari Acik melawat Taman Rama-rama. Banyak rama-rama berterbangan dari pokok ke pokok. Dari dahan ke dahan. Dari bunga ke bunga ..
    Tapi cuma ada seekor gorilla. Erkk .. ada ke gorilla kat Taman Rama-rama? Belasah jer ...
    Soklannya: Kenapa lubang hidung gorilla besar gedabak? Kenapa?
  2. erkkkk ... emmmm ... aaaaaa ... Acik ada 1 soklan aje. Korang ada?
That's it guys. 2 soklan! Jawab taw!

For the rest of you .. here's some jokes yang Acik copy paste jer dari alam maya yang awesome nih.

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas
(to kentut la tu .. x senonoh!). The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
(Kreatip la tu ..)

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

Kah kah kahhhh .. GGG!(Gelak guling-guling). Korang gelak tak? Kahkahkahh!

4 comments:

KhaiRin : anies said...

hahahahahah mau ada yg pengsan!

kocix! said...

hello achik!
haha

salam Rejab

Nuwairani Ismail said...

hahahahahhahahahahah! nak guling2 jugak boleh tak? huhuh...lawak tol! tengah imagine kalau2 org tu ada dpn mata kite. konfem kite pon tenung dia semacam je.huhuh

outbound malang said...

salam gan ...
menghadiahkan Pujian kepada orang di sekitar adalah awal investasi Kebahagiaan Anda...
di tunggu kunjungan balik.nya gan !

 
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