Do u have a Facebook? Of course u do ... Everyone does, doesn't one? Heheheeee ... Alright, are u a Facebook newbie?
Hokey lar, acik sendiri baru je bukak akaun Facebook ni. Tu pun, member2 yang paksa. Acikpun dengan paksarela buat akaun baru.
Dah ada akaun, melekatlah pulak kat Facebook dari pagi ke tengahari, dari tengahari ke petang, dari petang ke malam, dari malam ke pagi ... Eh eh ehhhh, melampau lah pulak, kan! Menyesal acik bukak akaun FB ni tapi nasi sudah jadi bubur. Layan aje lah ...
Acik pun mulalah tunjuk pandai. Upload gambar bebagai. Add sana, add sini ... Invite sana, invite sini ... Siap buat group lagik ...
Pastu, start main poke-poke! Acik poke ko, ko poke acik! Hahahaaaaa ... suwittttt gitu.
Tapi kan ... suatu ari tu, Acik baca satu blog ni ... citer kesah Facebook etiquette. Ada ka dia kata ... eh, ko baca sendiri la, Acik copy paste nih!
him: hey, what's a poke on facebook?
me: hahahah
you should not actively poke people you do not wish to have s** with
him: ew, what does it mean?
me: yeah, you don't just poke people
it's a way to say hello but it's private
him: so, let's say you poke me....does it just say "so-and-so poked you" or do you include a picture of your nooners with it?
me: it says "you have been poked by so-and-so" with a link to my profile and a picture of a finger poking nothing in particular
him: oh, but the subtext is that you want to get in my bizness?
me: yes
Whoa ... ada gitu kar?
So, kengkawan, u all ada main poke2 tak? Korang poke sape? Pada u all, untuk apa poke tu? Kalu Acik poke korang, ada udang sebalik stone ke? Kalu ko kena poke, ko poke balik tak?